Friday, January 29, 2010

Things to Do When You're Snowbound

Just give in to it and let the snow pile up.

Have your mother dump a load of laundry, still warm from the dryer, on you. 
Wrap her clean, warm panties around your head.

Sit still and contemplate how pretty your glossy black feathers look against all that snow.

Leave a door in your heart (and your playhouse) open.

Be really annoying while looking really innocent.

Lick someone's paw.

Lick someone's face, even though they pull away.

Yawn your stinky dog breath in someone's face.

Sit around looking really sleepy and bored.

Hug your dog and sass your mama.

Sweep the car.

Scrape the ice.

Lose your gloves and use your mama's gardening gloves instead.

Practice your photography skills.

Catch snowflakes on your tongue.
Let the snow wash over your face.
Make your mama put down her camera for a snowball fight.

Accept the things you cannot change and let the snow pile up.


Robin Thomas said...

Wow. What a great post. Really love opening with the snowy Jeep and closing with a pile of Jeep. Well done girl. I am so proud of you!

(Have you changed to the new editor under Settings, Basic, to enhance the ease for picture placement and size?)

Cheryl Carey Bass said...

Dear Sweetie Pie~ You had me hooked from the moment I saw your blog title posted on Robin's "A Nest With a View". Seriously Laughing Out Loud! So funny, in fact, that I had to interupt my husband from his video-gaming to read it to him. Our personal favorites were "throw a load of clean laundry on your head and wrap your mom's warm panties around your face" and "be really annoying while looking really innocent". Soooo funny! Our dog does the same darn things yours do! As for the warm panties...I can't deny that I've been guilty of the same. hee hee. Keep up the clever writing! I'm going to have to follow your blog because they just don't get much better than this!