Sunday, July 31, 2011

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself , I am large, I contain multitudes."  ~ Walt Whitman

  1. I am allergic to raisins.
  2. I am not allergic to grapes.
  3. Raisins are made from grapes, are they not?
  4. I hate boxing and think it's barbaric.
  5. If I leave a hockey game without seeing blood on the ice, I feel cheated.
  6. I don't believe in astrology.
  7. I feel a wee bit superior because I am a Scorpio, the sex symbol of the zodiac!
  8. I am proud to have been born in the Year of the Tiger.
  9. I feel sorry for all the Rats and Goats.
  10. I am convinced that one reason for my happy life is that I live with a Horse and a Dog, which are both compatible with Tigers.
  11. I don't believe in the Chinese Zodiac.
  12. I am a "people person."
  13. I need a lot of "alone time."
  14. I am a Christian.
  15. I love images of Buddha and Ganesha.
  16. I believe in being polite.
  17. I curse.  I mean, I effin' curse a LOT.
  18. My heart leaps at the sound of Native American flutes and drums and therefore I am convinced I was Indian in a former life.
  19. I also believe that I lived in Czarist Russia.
  20. When I was a small child, I talked constantly about the friends I had when I was a bunny, before I was a child.
  21. A friend-of-a-friend who claims to be psychic showed me a mark on my palm that she says indicates I was a citizen of the lost city of Atlantis.
  22. My daughter has the same mark on her palm.
  23. When I met my daughter, I felt like we had known each other forever.
  24. I do not believe in past lives.
  25. I'm putting this list on the internet for the whole world to see.
  26. I'm pretty sure this is the kind of thing that is interesting only to me.