Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dear Lord, Forgive Me



I allowed my child to dress up for Halloween as an OSU cheerleader.  (When she first said she wanted to dress up as an OSU cheerleader, I suggested the cow costume.  She and Mr. Sweetie were Not Amused.)  Where oh where did I go wrong?  From the time she was a newborn, I have been singing her name to the tune of "Boomer Sooner."  And yet, the child has rejected my beloved Alma Mater for a place where it's Halloween every day of the year. 

As if this wasn't bad enough, last weekend Lil Sweetie made an obscene hand gesture (the "hook em horns" sign).  Gasp!  I danged near fainted but pulled it together enough to sing to her the "Don't Send My Boy to Texas" song.  What more can a mother do?

3 comments:

Mark said...

One smart kid!

JemJam said...

Now, for her to love the Sooners, you should have been singing the Cowboys' theme song all this time, whatever that song is...

JemJam said...

She is so cute!

I detect some sass from her eyes.