Sunday, July 31, 2011

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself , I am large, I contain multitudes."  ~ Walt Whitman

  1. I am allergic to raisins.
  2. I am not allergic to grapes.
  3. Raisins are made from grapes, are they not?
  4. I hate boxing and think it's barbaric.
  5. If I leave a hockey game without seeing blood on the ice, I feel cheated.
  6. I don't believe in astrology.
  7. I feel a wee bit superior because I am a Scorpio, the sex symbol of the zodiac!
  8. I am proud to have been born in the Year of the Tiger.
  9. I feel sorry for all the Rats and Goats.
  10. I am convinced that one reason for my happy life is that I live with a Horse and a Dog, which are both compatible with Tigers.
  11. I don't believe in the Chinese Zodiac.
  12. I am a "people person."
  13. I need a lot of "alone time."
  14. I am a Christian.
  15. I love images of Buddha and Ganesha.
  16. I believe in being polite.
  17. I curse.  I mean, I effin' curse a LOT.
  18. My heart leaps at the sound of Native American flutes and drums and therefore I am convinced I was Indian in a former life.
  19. I also believe that I lived in Czarist Russia.
  20. When I was a small child, I talked constantly about the friends I had when I was a bunny, before I was a child.
  21. A friend-of-a-friend who claims to be psychic showed me a mark on my palm that she says indicates I was a citizen of the lost city of Atlantis.
  22. My daughter has the same mark on her palm.
  23. When I met my daughter, I felt like we had known each other forever.
  24. I do not believe in past lives.
  25. I'm putting this list on the internet for the whole world to see.
  26. I'm pretty sure this is the kind of thing that is interesting only to me.


Robin Thomas said...

Loved this! So you are wrong. I read his out loud to Allie and we laughed out loud.

Also I hate LOL...

Zen Mama said...

Words strung together in a way to move me to humor, or Homer; either way, it's all good. For what it is worth, I believe in the mark on your palm, matching your daughters and I believe that you were once a bunny, which rules out #24. I don't believe #19 because I think it's some vague reference to your comfy panties. And finally, I stomp and spit on number twenty six like a Russian Czar because I can and because my days are probably numbered less than twenty six. Love you.

Zen Mama said...

I have no idea what that means, what I wrote up there in the last sentence. I'm not suicidal, only mildly homicidal. I hope it's not some freaky omen where I was somehow channeling with the universe and it was telling me my days are numbered. That is scary. Sorry to alarm you. I'm not planning to go anywhere.

Mark Bledsoe said...

In other words, you normal

Milly said...

Hmmmm normal and yet you married. . . .

Oh and I'm jacking this idea